Smile...and have a laugh!

Smile...and have a laugh!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Hey, bartender. I'll have one Coke and a mop."

I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.

"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!"

I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam!

What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse :)

What's a robots favourite snack? Computer chips

I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice!

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know 'y'